{"id":2110,"date":"2014-03-31T14:32:17","date_gmt":"2014-03-31T13:32:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2018-10-31T00:10:08","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T23:10:08","slug":"portrait-manque-dun-chien-mechant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/portrait-manque-dun-chien-mechant\/","title":{"rendered":"Portrait manqu\u00e9 d’un chien m\u00e9chant"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Portrait manqu\u00e9 d’un chient m\u00e9chant<\/p><\/div>\n

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T<\/span>eigneux de nature, le vieux avait achet\u00e9 un chien qui lui ressemblait.
\nTeigneux de m\u00e9tier, le chien assurait la garde du portail.<\/p>\n

– Un bruit… Aboyer!
\n– On vient… Passer la t\u00eate. Aboyer plus fort!
\n– On s’arr\u00eate… Passer la t\u00eate, les pattes. Aboyer, aboyer, aboyer!<\/p>\n

Comportement tenace, quasi-m\u00e9canique de l’employ\u00e9 z\u00e9l\u00e9 qui, pour une gamelle, \u00e9puise sa vie…<\/p>\n

Cela ne vaut pas une vie de chien…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  Teigneux de nature, le vieux avait achet\u00e9 un chien qui lui ressemblait. Teigneux de m\u00e9tier, le chien assurait la garde du portail. – Un bruit… Aboyer! – On vient… Passer la t\u00eate. Aboyer plus fort! – On s’arr\u00eate… Passer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3551,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/portrait_12_2-3.jpg?fit=786%2C524&ssl=1","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73WiZ-y2","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3554,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/3554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeisnice.fr\/photo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}